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Dear Ms. Brown,

I want cheese. I really really want cheese.

It's your fault... Really.

obstacle a) I don't have any cheese
obstacle b) I live on a college campus, and the only cheese I could buy is cheddar or american
obstacle c) I don't have transportation to get to Putnam Market which sells artisan cheese
obstacle d) IF I could get there... I don't have the money to buy artisan cheese



bwa ha ha

uhm.... So... I'm getting married. yeah.
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive 60.5%
A fool for love, but not always
Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 28.6%
At least one weekend of ecstacy
Fucking Sick69.9%
Dipped into depravity
You are 42.46% pure
Average Score: 72.3%

bwa ha ha
Hello all! I have a job. I peddle sin. I'm a sin-peddler. yep.

Okay... so the deal is that I work 23 hours a week at this place called Beverage Way and this place sells Beer, Cigarettes, and Lotto. (and a tiny bit of soda and seltzer) Hence... I'm a sin-peddler. But I REALLY like one of the women that I work with. She's really nice and funny, and we talk the whole day, and it's awesome for a summer job! yay. OOOhhh! AND I get a 20% discount on all of the alcohol that I buy there. 1) I'm 19, so they can't and won't sell me any, and 2) I don't drink the stuff anyways. or smoke. or gamble. They think I'm oh-so-pure. :-P Ptthhhhbbbttt!
Well well well... someone sent me a package. :-D WITH HENNA!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYY wheeeeee... and not only normal henna, but two tubes of henna that has been colored with food dye. :-D Blue and pink. sweet! so... now of course, I look like I have blue tentacle suction marks on my left hand. yay!
well well well.... that kinda sucked.

Here's to getting your flight canceled and going to philly instead of LaGuardia! YAYyyyyyyyy.

and then finding out that your flight from Philly to Albany is overbooked and you don't have a seat!

well well well... I have decided to take on the role of a dwarf. or two. or three.

I am Grumpy, Sleepy, and Dopey.

Have you ever noticed how all of the names are _______y FIVE TIMES and then someone just puts in doc and.... BASHFUL just for the hell of it! Why not... Docky and Bashfy ??!?!??! I ask you THIS, my friends, romans and countrymen!!! (keep your ears)

Ah yes... and the real question? Who the hell actually reads my -new- livejournal!? hrmmmmm. I am a nonny mouse. oh, I'm so witty. er... Sorry about that.

So, I bid thee (whoever you are) adieu, goodnight, and all that lovely stuff, as soon, it is not my birthday.
Soooo.... I have a livejournal now. heh. I've been sucked in!

So I'll tell you a little about myself through a series of confusing inside jokes.

Well, my name is Leonie and my husband Rolfe and I have a robot butler named Earnest. He's good at his job. ;-) ;-)

Oh yeah... and it's my birthday.